This is my About Me on my sorority’s website. I would say it sums up my life pretty perfectly.

About Me: I love all things preppy, I prefer aviators over wayfarers, my favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I love America and hot dogs, and last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

“You can never be overdressed or over-educated.” -Oscar Wilde